Phoebe brings in her late mother's Christmas memorial candy dish, shaped like a skull. Ben stays with Ross for the holidays who intends to teach his son about their Jewish heritage. He feels Ben is only exposed to Christmas traditions. Ross certainly makes his mark on Ben but the idea of a year without Santa sounds like a serious punishment. Chandler presumes that Rachel wants to stay living happily with Joey but Monica wants her to go back to Phebes so gives Joey drums to drive Rachel out. That doesn't work so they try a tarantula which scares Joey but not Rachel who had one as a kid. Chandler's wait for a restaurant table means he might miss a theater performance; tipping the host doesn't work either as he can't find the paper money. Ross, wants to surprise Ben but can't rent any Christmas suit this late, so he invents Santa's Tex-Mex friend: the Holiday Armadillo. The Armadillo explains about Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights but Chandler appears as Santa to help out Ross. Ross ...
Did You Know?
The Magna Doodle has ducks flying up into the air with hunters hiding in the tall grass and shooting at them. See more
Rachel claims not to be afraid of the tarantula because she had one as a child, but when she puts the drumsticks into the cage with it, she obviously does it very quickly and closes the lid even quicker out of fear. See more
[In armadillo costume
What are you doing here Santa?
[In Santa costume
Well I'm here to see my old buddy Ben! What are you doing here... weird turtle man?
Written by Chuck Río
Performed by Jennifer Aniston
and Matt LeBlanc See more